Drinking Quotes

Drinking Quotes
  • Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.

  • Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working

    Harold Rudolph

  • One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn't live like the previous generation. It hasn't yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.

    Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing

  • A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts.

    Steve Fergosi

  • The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

    Sir Winston Churchill

  • I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

    WC Fields

  • It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money.

    P.J. O’Rourke

  • But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.

    Irish love ballad

  • The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish don't bother you.

    American folk saying

  • Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

    Dave Barry

  • An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

    Ernest Hemingway

  • Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

    Sir Winston Churchill

  • Work is the curse of the drinking class.

    Oscar Wilde

  • Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.


  • Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money?

    Milan Maximovich

  • My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

    Henny Youngman

  • I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

    George Best

  • An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.

    Alvan L. Barach

  • What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

    Irish proverb

  • Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.

    Karl Marx

  • The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

    William Blake

  • The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.

    Richard Braunstein

  • This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

    Samuel Johnson

  • Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

    Henry Lawson

  • Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

    Ambrose Bierce

  • You can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party.

    Drew Navikas

  • I can walk, I can fly, I can drive -- I'm bustaMike yo, gimme some mo'!!!

    Mike ,
  • I'm going to buy a boat... do a little travelling, and I'm going to be drinking beer

    John Welsh, Brooklyn bus driver who won $30 million in the New York lottery

  • Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.

    Homer Simpson

  • Beer! How did you know?

    Homer Simpson

  • Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.

    Homer Simpson

  • All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.

    Homer Simpson

  • Lois: Oh Peter, you've been drinking again.

    Peter: Nah, I'm just exhausted cause I've been drinking all night.

    Family Guy TV Show

  • I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.

    Brian, The Family Guy TV Show

  • First of all: If it wasn't for beer there were at least three persons who probably wouldn't even be married: me, Jefferson, and probably Lisa Marie Presley

    Al Bundy, Married With Children

  • This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!

    Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck

  • They took the bar! The whole f*cking bar!

    Bluto, Animal House

  • Ziggy socky, ziggy socky, hoi hoi hoi

    Billy "The Fox" Foster

    We drink and we die and continue to drink.

    Dennis Leary

  • Since men buy beer, advertisers have to cater to what we want, and hold on to your corn cob pipe, we like pretty women. That's why pretty women sell good things and ugly women sell... tennis raquets. Pretty woman cars, ugly woman mini vans. Pretty woman make us buy beer, UGLY WOMAN MAKE US DRINK BEER!!!

    Married with Children, Al Bundy

  • To alcohol... The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

    Homer Simpson

  • Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy

    Ben Franklin

  • For we could not now take time for further search (to land our ship) our victuals being much spent, especially our Beer.

    Ship's log of the Mayflower

  • Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and celebrate the good days

    Ancient Egyptian proverb

  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

    Frank Sinatra

  • You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

    Frank Zappa

  • You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

    Dean Martin

  • I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

    Rodney Dangerfield

  • Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

    Mark Twain

  • If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

    Dean Martin